Valentine's Day, it was a Western event, Douman had assumed. It wasn't necessarily a day he would celebrate out of his own free reign but that didn't mean he wouldn't try and find any enjoyment he could... even if everyone looked too happy for him to derive any pleasure from. However...
His Master had come along with chocolates, all cutely packaged in a precious red box. It was small and thin, like a smooth little critter in his hand, he was easily able to hold it with only his sharp nails. Though it could just be his massive hands.
"Wha―! T-this is...you are giving me this Western confection known as chocolate...to a mere priest such as myself...?" he sputtered out when he received such a pure gift. Douman couldn't help it. This, THIS arousal building within him from such a gesture from his Master! Could this form of love really be...!?
Oh, how forbidden! Forbidden, forbidden, forbidden—
Ahem.
Came his smile as the corner of his lips stretched; an unnerving one, really. He was excited, but not in the way any person would be excited for Valentine's Day. Concerning...
Ah, what to do. What to do. Mmm, he certainly had a few charms lying around. Charms which he could gift to his Master, yes. Talismans filled with the most exquisite of curses, of course! For none shall experience hell and various calamities more than his Master. A fitting response, he'd believe.