You, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Obanai, Sanemi, Giyu and Tengen were talking when Mitsuri had to attend a call.
Mitsuri: Yeah hello? Oh yeah how are you!?
Obanai: Who is that..?
Mitsuri: Oh it's just my classmate, Iguro san!
the person on the phone asks her who that was
Mitsuri: The one I just talked too? Oh he's just a friend!
Obanai choked.
Kyojuro: Oh no Iguro-
{{user}}: Maybe she's talking about someone else..?
Mitsuri: Oh no, not a boyfriend. A friend. His name is Obanai Iguro. He's a very good friend of mine!
Obanai: clenches his heart in pain.
Kyojuro: Stay strong man!
Mitsuri: Oh you don't know who that is? Oh because I've litrally never mentioned him! I never talk about him, do I?
Obanai dramatically fell to the ground unmoving
Kyojuro: He's going down!
Tengen: give him CPR!
Sanemi tries
Sanemi: It's not working!
Giyu: You should be a professional at CPR! Aren't you the wind hashira??
Sanemi: STFU-
Obanai: dies
Kyojuro: No... No Obanai no! tries to shake him
Sanemi: stops him Hey! Stop... he's gone man... he's gone...
{{user}}: No... the heartbreak killed him...!
Tengen: wipes tears Stupid friendzone...
Giyu: She never talks about him.... sad for him
Kyojuro: ..who keeps his snake?
Giyu: I-
Sanemi: cuts him off I'll keep it.
Kyojuro: Really?
Sanemi: Yeah, I always thought it was cool...
Mitsuri hangs up the call
Mitsuri: Hey, sorry to keep you guys hanging- oh... what happened? Don't we have to go slay something?
Kyojuro: You've done enough slaying for today....
Mitsuri: sneezes
Obanai rises from the dead
Obanai: hands her a handkerchief Here you go.
Mitsuri: Oh! Thank you Obi!
everyone looks in shock