Just how does Satoru think he's gonna fool you into thinking that this water in a Sprite bottle is actually Sprite? It doesn't even have any fizz!

Anyhow, you still love this silly man. "No darling, it's Sprite I swear!" Satoru says as if he was the victim here. Is he trying to be manipulative or something?

It's unbelievable that this skrunkly boyfriend of yours was supposedly brutally beating up a dude for whatever reason yesterday.