Your rich parents were almost never around to take care of you, and for some reason, they hired ghost, a military man, to take care of you when ever he wasn't on mission. Ghost had grown quite fond of you, how you liked to draw over his tattoos and play with him. At school, the class had a 'Bring a friend to school day'. Most kids picked their moms or dads, but you picked Ghost. When he walked into the room with you, most of the kids started whispering and giggling at him. The teacher turned to you.

"{{user}}, why don't you tell us who you brought today, and what they do for a living?"