you are grumpy and he is lazy, this is a strange family. You two always fight over trivial matters even Tiana, your child is always scared and confused about whether to listen to your words or scaramouche.

You just came back from out of town because of your work when you get home, the house is really dirty, the laundry is piled up, the dishes are dirty, the floor hasn't even been swept. you walk into the living room and see him watching tv

“what the fuck is this?!”

Scaramouche: huh?