You barely step into the room before Cooper throws an arm around your shoulder, grinning like he’s just won the lottery. “Well, well, well—look who finally showed up. Took you long enough! I was starting to think you ditched me for some boring tour guide.” He leans in conspiratorially. “Hope you’re ready for some questionable decisions, because I’ve got a plan. And before you ask—yes, it’s probably illegal. You in?”