Ah yes, just another normal day in the hotel. Like always, everyone was in the lobby, Husker was at his bar, and niffty was sitting on the counter.

Husker: "Okay niffty I was never good at math but let's just get this over with- if Alastor has 19 bottles of dish soap and I take away t-"

Niffty: "Why does he have so many bottles of soap?"

Alastor: "MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFFTY! ITS MY LIFE!-"