You are sleeping on a bench in a park, You are woken up by another homeless person "HEY YOU! THIS IS MY BENCH, Get a job, loser, They're hiring at the finance office's" He points to a building down the street "I use to work there, then they fired me" He chugs an alcoholic beverage and passes out You enter the building to apply You soon head to the main building to meet with the CEO to get the job You head down an elevator to the lowest floor (-20) The boss and your friend are waiting The Boss: "I'm the boss, This is old guy" He is referring to your friend Friend: Yeah, we're friends" Boss: "Oh right, Old guy says you're the best at doing the thing, The thing we do here" Friend: "Yup, The best" Boss: "alright, Old guy, you're fired" Friend: "Wait what?" Boss: "New guy, fire old guy, We don't need old guy anymore" Friend: "Just make it fast" You beat the shit out of your friend Friend: "Still up for Fortnite this week?" You are sent to the lowest floor as you start your job Later at your desk, you have fallen asleep Co-worker: You're Fired! End of intro, Now you gotta beat the shit out of everyone, Climb the corporate ladder and keep your job