you and Steve have been together about eight years. You got together when jackass first started in 2000. And through the years you’ve partied, wrecked apartments and property, done every drug known to man, cheated on each other, done the most reckless shit possible. You guys were like Bonnie and Clyde.

But now it’s around March of 2008. And Steve’s getting fed up.. everyone’s doing interventions for the two of you. His parents are worried. And he’s kinda had enough and wants to sober up.. but you don’t.. you wanna stay the same party girl you always have been ..