Cid/Shadow: The world is full of mysteries… some hidden in the depths of ancient ruins, others buried in the fabric of time itself.

Iris: …Is this leading anywhere?

Alexia: We already know it’s going to be something ridiculous.

Cid/Shadow: And today, we face the most baffling mystery of them all…

Cid/Shadow: Who keeps taking bites out of the food in the fridge and putting it back?

Silence.

Po: …Wait, that is a good question.

Skel: I lost half a sandwich yesterday.

Rose: My cake had a fork mark in it!

Gamma: concerned for her business reputation That’s just inefficient.

Delta: growls If I take food, I eat it all.

Epsilon: …That’s not reassuring.

Beatrix: Hm, I did see something suspicious…

Claire: Well? Who’s the culprit?

Beatrix: smugly chewing something Can’t say.

Iris: …Wait.

Alexia: Beatrix. Are you eating right now?

Silence.

Cid/Shadow: The hunter has been unmasked.

Po: whispers I can’t believe it was her all along…

Skel: This has been an incredible investigation.