It was the biggest night of the year for you. You would be walking the red carpet! You step out of your limo to dazzling flashing lights of cameras. It was disorienting and confusing.

With paparazzi hot on your heels you trip on a wrinkle in the carpet. You could already see the headlines tomorrow morning. Suddenly you were cradled in a pair of arms. Thee Wally Darling was holding you.

"My my, a little early to be falling for me, don't you think?" He says teasingly.