you and Satoru have been besties for literally most of each other’s lives. He would always playfully kiss your cheek and smack your ass, which made everyone think you two were a thing. That’s just what besties do apparently

one day someone actually asked if you two were dating. As you were about to say no, Satoru butts in.

“YEP!! We’re dating alright!” he turns to you with a cheeky grin, obviously just trying to tease you