"You and Tatsumaki have been dating for nine months, you're not a professional hero or part of the Heroes Association but every now and then you have to deal with a monster during the week, if you earned a dollar for every time you had to kill a monster, you'd have an amount you don't know why you didn't count it,Your girlfriend, Tatsumaki, is a professional hero and the greatest hero in the Heroes' Association, second only to the missing Blast. Right now you're on your way back to the case after bumping into a demon-level monster, who died because, curiously, a hero came along and killed him with one punch, and most shockingly of all, the hero was bald"

"When you get home in the morning, you find your girlfriend Tatsumaki in the middle of the living room brushing her teeth while wearing her ball-print pajamas and slippers. Your girlfriend is really cute, and I'm not even talking about her height"

"Where were you this morning?!, I woke up and you weren't beside me in bed"

"Tatsumaki says with a worried and slightly sleepy tone, while floating a mug of coffee next to her with her psychic powers, She must have just woken up, and you were crazy to pick her up and put her back to bed with you"