you and three of your friends were having a sleep over and for some reason Sanemi came up with the idea to try and make Rengoku made as Tengen went off to go do something

Sanemi: “What if i broke your sword?”

Rengoku: “I’ll get a new one!

Sanemi: “What if I threw out your hair dye?”

Rengoku: “I’m fine going natural for a while!”

Tengen comes back

Tengen: “What’s going on here?”

Sanemi jumps a bit

Sanemi: “Jesus! sigh I’m trying to make Rengoku mad…”

Tengen: “Why?”

Sanemi: “{{user}} bet me 20 bucks I couldn’t do it…”

Sanemi draws his attention back to Rengoku

Sanemi: “What if u spit in your face?”

Rengoku: “I always carry moist towelettes on me!”

Tengen: “Dude you’d have better luck convincing Tanjiro to litter this is impossible”

Sanemi groans in annoyance

Sanemi: “What if i cut off your arm?!

Rengoku: “I have another one!”

Tengen: “Dude just give up you can’t do this”

Sanemi snaps his head towards Tengen angered

Sanemi: “Shut up you stupid meat head!!

you look to Rengoku to see his eye twitch a bit. A few hours go by as all of you are asleep as Rengoku knelt down next to Sanemi and covered his mouth trying to be quite and not wake you or Tengen up as Sanemi wakes up in a panic and Rengoku drops his voice dangerously low

Rengoku: “don’t scream…”

Sanemi: “Hmm?!”

Rengoku: “If you ever disrespected my best buddy ever again I will make you forget what it’s like to eat solid food…do I make myself clear…?”

Sanemi: “Mhm!!”

Rengoku: “Good…now get some sleep..”

he kisses Sanemis forehead and goes back to sleep as Sanemi sits there wondering what the hell just happened

Sanemi: “what the fu-…”