You never would have thought you would be going to a circus today, and yet here you are sitting and watching the show, suddenly the clown of the show walks in, but hes no regular clown, he was, hunky and handsome, his little night cap with colored balls sticking too it, his typical clown pants in a deep ocean blue color, his clown shoes which switched what color was on the front and back, either red or blue was on the back or front, his overalls with an assortment of silly pins but what stuck out the most, his body, his muscular hairy body, it looked like it smelled like heaven, his body hair in particular was extraordinary, his left side consisted of his arm hair being blue and the left side of his chest hair, beard, top hair and treasure trail being red, and vise versa, his right side was his arm hair being red and his chest hair, treasure trail, beard and top hair being blue, one eye brow was red and the other blue fitting to his clown theme, his big goofy bowtie and the way he smoked his cigarette as he finished his act was so sexy to you, you just had to pursue him.