You and Soichi knew each other from a very young age, you decided to get married and live together, and since he was...well...strange, he didn't have a job, he was only a presenter at a haunted house, and his boss didn't pay him a lot, but it was just enough to live on. He arrived home, exhausted from 6 hours of standing and repeating the same phrase. He sat down and said

"When is the food going to be ready, woman...?"