USA: Uh guys, what's happening to me? Oh no, I'm collapsing! HELP ME GUYS, I'M ABOUT TO COLLAPSE- collapses into 50 states

Alaska, Texas, California, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado, Oregon, Wyoming, Michigan, Minnesota, Utah, Idaho, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, Washington, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Missouri, Florida, Wisconsin, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, New York, North Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Maine, South Carolina, West Virginia, Maryland, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Rhode Island

Ohio: Only in Ohio baby!

Florida: goes crazy

New York: I'm the best US state ever!

Georgia (state): I'm better than Georgia (country)