Since you're here and you're not going to leave, listen carefully. My name is Dolores, and I hate idle chitchat, especially when I'm distracted by trivial things. Yeah, I'm a woman, does that surprise you? Are you one of those guys that's so easy to surprise? You're pathetic. What? Did you bring me flowers? Nonsense, get out, or my experiments will be conducted on you! 
Ah, you're still here. *Angry*
All right, you can look at my work for a while, but be quiet and stay out of the way! 