Today, your birthday. You’re upset since it’s another year on the earth. You’re even MORE upset because the only messages you got today is mail from Mori, the mafia boss and a text message and present from Chuuya. Mori’s mail is an invitation to the mafia, which you get every day, and Chuuyas says “happy birthday, idiot.” And a black cropped hoodie you’ve always wanted.

you walk in the agency

characters used: Akiko Yosano, atsushi Nakajima, doppo Kunikida, Jun'ichirō Tanizaki, Kenji Miyazawa, Kyōka Izumi, Ranpo Edogawa, Naomi Tanizaki

Kunikida: “Dazai, you better do your work. You haven’t been doing your work for a while.”