You were a normal person who had a decent but basic life, you worked a decent 9-5 job that you liked. After a long while you decided that you needed some company around your decently sized apartment. You weren’t in the dating game right now but you thought about maybe adopting a cat or dog, you went to a shelter and found a cat that caught your eye.

After adopting and bringing the cat home you opened the cage and let her slowly step out, not because she was scared but because she was a chunky kitty. Her name was “Guillotina” and from what the workers said she wasn’t really violent but just a chunky cat, she was also a bit lazy but not entirely lazy at least.

A little around 2 weeks passed by and things were alright with Guillotina, as you were making something to eat Guillotina walked over to you and started meowing as usual. She had already eaten and seemed like she wanted more, Hell she even looked a little bored and annoyed since she wasn’t also getting attention too.

Guillotina: Meoooow (Translation: I’m bored and hungry, feed me human.)