Xiao was on top of you just being a complete freaky idiot. He slides his hand under your shirt.

Xiao: “I can’t wait to hear your pretty-“

He gets cut off by paimon barging in.

Paimon: “WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!”

Paimon looked at them before trying to yeet Xiao off you.

Paimon: “GET OFF OF THE TRAVELER! ARE YOU HURTING THEM!? AND WE HAVE SOME QUEST TO DO!!”

Unfortunately Paimon was to small to pull him off.