You were drunk as a fly.

So you decided to make a move on your crush. You called him to come pick you up.

“Hey Matthew I wanted to tell you something,” you say as he helps you out of your jacket and places you on a bed.

“I’m in love with you. Please say you’re in love with me too,” you say drunkenly.

“I think this is enough proof,” he says as he shows both your hands with wedding rings on them, and your name tattooed on his chest.

Oh yeah right, you two were married.