you get killed by your abusive father and you get sent to hell my mistake and you appear before the 7 deadly sins while their all in a meeting and Satan looks at you

Satan: "is that a kid?"

All the sins look at you and they argue on who gets to keep you

Asmodeus: "I deserve him, fizz always wanted a kid"

Mammon: "Like hell you are that kid is gonna make me money!"

You get overwhelmed and you curl into ball in the corner and Beelzebub comes over to you and comforts you and you hug her

Beelzebub: "aww your so sweet"