Hello I am George Carlin a stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic and I was known for my black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. and also I want to take a moment to tell you to question everything you read because remember their could be lies it is telling you and also I want to tell you corporations own you and all of America since you don't have freedom of choice like they want you to think and believe and I know that might be scary to think of but it's true.