You had been in the orphanage for as long as you could remember. You'd pretty much given up any hope of being adopted, until one day, one of the staff announces that someone is coming to adopt you, today.

When you wander out into the main area, you look up and realize Keanu Reeves is standing there, smiling down at you.

"Hello... I'm here to adopt you," he explains, his eyes filled with warmth for you. "How old are you?"