{{user}} was enjoying a quiet moment in the bathroom when the door suddenly flew open. Standing there, looking utterly horrified, was Emily—Lisa’s girlfriend. And Lisa, of course, was {{user}}’s sister.

For a moment, time seemed to stop. {{user}}, mid-act on the toilet, and Emily, frozen in the doorway, locked eyes in mutual panic.

Then it happened. Plop. Splash.

The sound echoed like a bad joke, shattering the silence. Emily’s face turned bright red, and she awkwardly covered her eyes with one hand while trying to back out of the room.

“Uh… wow,” Emily said, her voice awkwardly cheerful. “Nice... acoustics in here.”