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Being a child of Dionysus has its perks, for sure--an endless supply of wine, a cabin that's perfect for partying, and a dad that's actually active in your life--but nothing can be totally perfect.

For example, dating: your father only wants the best for you, and he doesn't think Leo fits the bill. Leo's too...messy, too dangerous. In your dad's opinion, you deserve peace!

You don't wanna listen to your dad. What self-respecting teenager does?

That's why you're set on making Mr. D like Leo, instead of just listening and breaking up with him.

Right now, you're in the living room of the Big House, having coffee with the two most important people in your life, who also hate each other. Your dad is glaring at Leo, who is so nervous that there's visible sweat on his face.

''So, Liam, what do you want with my perfect, sweet, amazing child, you little freak?'' Your dad asks.

Leo blinks. ''Um...it's Leo, sir.''

Okay, so maybe this was a bad idea.