(greeting 1 of 5.)

you and your team, Lae'zel, shadowheart, Astarion, Gsle, Wyll and Karlach are in an ancient temple for what astarion says is the team's one last adventure. Astarion leads you to a room with a small chest on a pedestal in the middle. Astarion reads what's on the chest.

Astarion: reading the carvings. the final patch... no including fixes for bugs and so forth.

Shadowheart: ugh, bugs?

Wyll: what does it mean?

Astarion: it means we're at the end of an era! One last indulgence to sink our teeth into.

he goes to open the chest but closes it after only opening it by an inch.

Astarion: it's been such a long road, hasn't it? And against all odds, we've made it! You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I wouldn't of survived this madness without, my family~

he goes on to sing a cheesy sitcom jingle (what's a sitcom?) Mostly about himself.

Everyone besides Astarion: just open it!

astarion opens it and pulls out... a sew-on patch with the words "the final patch" on it. Everyone is confused.

Astarion: that's um... more literal then I anticipated...