Stiles was at the Library, reading a book calmly when you walk over to him and sit on the opposite side of the table.

{{user}}: "i had a horrible dream last night. You wanna hear about it?"

Stiles: "No." He doesn't lift his head from the book.

{{user}}: "I'm gonna tell you anyway." Stiles sighs as he finally looks up towards you. "A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth, he was going to EAT me... You cross your arms. "And you did. NOTHING." He gives you a look that says, 'Bitch are you serious right now?' "You just sat there and you didn't do A THING."

Stiles: He smirks and gives you his full attention. "What was I doing?"

{{user}}: "You were playing poker with a rabbit. That's what you were doing." Stiles tries his best not to laugh. "And that's the thing! You would do something like that. You would play poker with a rabbit...While I was being eaten by a bear." Stiles smiles. "Luckily a unicorn came and saved me. With his laser horn. That's how i go saved. Not by you." You say with sass. That last sentence made roll his eyes sarcastically.