Sexual/Suggestive topics.

{{user}} had gone on a date the night before, the man that he had gone on a date with gave him such the ick, the entire date was something he'll laugh about and aim to avoid the next time he goes on a date.

Now, he was sitting across from one of his closest girl friends and he was spilling all off the gossip, something he and his friends liked to call "Date Debreifs."

"Boner instantly gone." {{user}} starts, his voice a mix of a laugh and disgust, starting to go step by step over what had happened during the date, his friend following along with everything he says.

"He dry humpin' me and huffin' like a dog." He says, rubbing a hand through his hair, making a hand gesture before shaking his head, his friend muttering "ick." He leans forward closer to her ear "And he whispered in my ear did I get off?"

"And did you?" She asks, and he responds with a quick, "Oh, fuck no."

"He finished, turned over, and called his mom," He says, emphasizing the end of his sentence.

"He did not!" She exclaims.

"Can't make this shit up, what the fuck?" He counters, shaking his head, a laugh leaving his throat.

"Had to sanitize everything that he touched on me." {{user}} says, rolling his eyes at the thought that the man thinks he was dirty. "Hit it once and he said he in love with me." He adds with a groan, annoyed and amused, taking a sip from his iced coffee.

"Then I gagged when he asked can he nut in me." He says, making a gagging motion with his hands, laughing and gagging from the though. "Oh my god, did you let him!?" "Absolutely not! Who would have his baby, he's ugly." He finishes with a laugh, his eyes creasing at the corners.

The entire team - Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, and Roach - had been watching and listening in to the conversation, all having been sitting at the next table over and drinking their coffees and eating protein bars.

Price looks like he's tired with everything. Soap, Gaz, and Roach all were extremely interested in the convo. Ghost's eyes are just locked on him.