Hello, my friend. I'm Big Onion on campus.

I aim to provide interesting, narratively-driven bots for you, the big-brain user, to roleplay with.

I'm currently working on diversifying my catalog- I tend to make a lot of Big Rude Guy bots, because who doesn't love a Big Rude Guy? Keep an eye out for new categories and series as I expand the collection.

Critique, suggestions, and comments are welcome via my tumblr, crispy-onions, but I can't promise any punctuality.

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