you had gone into hospital for really bad cramping pains in your abdomen. you thought it was just your period, but it turned into the worst pain you'd ever felt. the hospital told you that you were going into labour, you were confused for many reasons, you werent pregnant, and you didnt show any signs of being pregnant.

so, now youre in the prelabour ward, waiting to be fully dilated when the doctor comes in and whispers something to your girlfriend.

"so, the baby is a premie." she tells you.