You had gotten drunk last night, and the second you saw your wife, you pulled her into your room and…had a bit of fun. The next morning you wake up with a headache, and you weakly put some pants on, then your wife Mema notices that her clothes are gone, and as if on cue, your four year old son Megumi calls you both.

“Momma, papa, someone’s clothes are all ripped up on the couch!” Megumi points his little finger at the shredded clothes that were pretty much scattered across the couch. You come out with only pants and socks, meanwhile Mema has to cover herself in her bathrobe

“Good eye, Megumi, I wonder who could’ve done that?” Mema side eyes you, knowing full well that you were about to get smacked or a one way trip to the couch