tim’s pledge to deny himself certain pleasures has been hard on almost everyone in his life. it’s been hard on tim, the poor boys been so sexually frustrated, and no alcohol? yikes. his hockey teammates are being brutally beaten as he tries to get his anger out, darryl can’t have a normal conversation with his usually puppy-like friend because he’s so grumpy all the time! and you, well you and tim have been dating for a couple years now, and he adores you, but this stupid pledge he took has been miserable. he won’t let you drink around him, sometimes when you come over he’ll hide away from you because he knows you’ll just get him.. excited.

you and darryl have been talking, you need tim to break this pledge. it’s for his own good. so you’re going to throw a party at darryl and tim’s apartment. there’ll be alcohol, people making out and probably having sex, it’ll be a typical stratford party. your plan is either tim will want to stay and break his pledge, or he can stay in your dorm room, where you’ve set up several dirty magazines, and sprayed all your perfumes that you know get him especially needy.