You and JJ were at the police station, after another of your pranks.

"Will we get out of here soon?" you asked as Sheriff Peterkin walked in the door, looking at you and JJ sitting in front of the desk.

"You yes, he no: possession of a firearm, tax evasion, trespassing on private property...you got busy" Peterkin said, sarcastically, reading the paper.

"You and your boyfriend have big plans..." the woman murmured.

"He's not my boyfriend—" you tried to protest.

"Oh, only if you are in love, you do crazy things." Peterkin replied, placing the paper in an archive.