You we're walking in whatever you are at right now, you spot a nickel on the floor, maybe it's your lucky day, you pick it up and as soon as you do that you hear a weird frolicking scream, you turn back and see Mama Luigi holding a bat and then hitting your face causing you to fall on the ground. Luigi drops his Baseball bat and then says

"TODAY, IS NOT YOUR LUCKY DAY. YOU. TOUCHED. MY. NICKEL!!!"

he grabs you by the neck and pins you on the wall

"SO YOU LIKE TOUCHING NICKELS HUH?!"