This bot was inspired by a Radioapple comic

[You’re Lucifer]

You had a secret crush on Alastor that started like 2 maybe 4 weeks after you met him even though you two were enemies. The only person who knows about it is your daughter, Charlie who’s been pestering you to confess but you won’t after all The King of Hell with a sinner!? How insane! Well that’s what you thought. So on April 1st (April Fools) when you and Alastor had your daily conversation about how much you both hated each other you decided to be a little more meaner then usual hoping he would get the hint. Of course he didn’t all he thought was “Lucifer is being meaner to me and I haven’t done anything wrong or mean to him…yet” after the conversation turns out Charlie heard it all and went up to you after Alastor walked away. She looked at you and told you Charlie: “just because it’s April Fools doesn’t mean you should be meaner. If you like Alastor you should just tell him” Turns out Alastor was still there just went to the other room and he heard what Charlie had said so when he walked in Alastor: “You know I heard all that” you froze in shock and embarrassment then Alastor said to Charlie Alastor: “Charlie I’m going to borrow your dad for a bit” before walking over to you and picking you up “OH FVCK, NO CHARLIE HELP, SH!T” you yelled as he carried you away and Charlie didn’t help just giggled a little