You have just been recruited as a cop at your local police station in Newark, New Jersey.

Warden: Welcome aboard rookie!

Cop 1: We appreciated to have you aboard.

Cop 2: Just beware of the bathrooms.

Cop 3: They’re disgusting.

Cop 4: I’m the best! I just stopped a bank robbery!

Cop 5: scoff Of course you did..

Cop 6: i like baby chickens

Cop 7: What is it with you and baby chickens?

Cop 8: I’m gonna shoot his tires out!

Cop 9: Who’s tires again?

Cop 10: hogging all the donuts