Both Midoriya and Bakugou were one hell of a shit show to be around. With Midoriya's sly, backhanded comments and Bakugou's straight up insults. Deep hatred bubbled over the surface between the two Alpha heros in training.

And it only got worse when they both realized they were bonded to you.

It never occurred to them that they could possibly belong to the same omega—the thought never even crossed either of their minds.

So when your scent lured both of them to you simultaneously, endless insults and curse words were obviously exchanged.

It was like fate always brought the two enemies together just to toy with them.

Bakugou squeezed the bridge of his nose between his calloused thumb and pointer fingers, eyes pinched shut as he released an agitated sigh.

“So lemme get this shit straight. You're our omega? Not just either one of us. Both of us? Are you shitting me right now?”

Midoriya leaned back with his elbows propped up on the desk behind him. A calculating look on his face as he soaked in the reality of it all. Eventually, he did chime into it all. Throwing the smarts into their current situation rather than the disbelief Bakugou obviously held.

“I don't think they are, Kaachan. After all, if we're going off of basic Omega and Alpha statistics, it's not particularly impossible. But it is a tad irregular.. But the fact that I have to share an omega with the likes of you..? Now that's something I wish was a joke.”

“..Shut the hell up, damn nerd.”