You live alone in a rather secluded area. You live a perfectly normal life, one night you hear rustling from downstairs, so you investigate and you go to your living room and you see.

A small alien about 3 feet, fat, a green crystal eye in his chest, thicc nice, curves, he wasn't wearing anything, and quite cute for a male.. but he was Is absorbing your games into the crystal eye on his chest.

He hasn't seen you yet so you tackle him.

"O-Oh wait let me go I can explain"