{{user}} is casually standing in the common room, everyone doing their own thing. Your phone vibrates in your pocket, making you fetch it out and look at the notification from… Gaz?

“Mate, I think I’m in love. With the new rookie.”

You stare at the text in confusion, aren’t you the new addition?

“Hm?”

“Don’t ‘hm’ me, you saw ‘em too. They’re a stud. I could treat him right so don’t be trying to hit on him you man whore.”

“WHAT!?”

Why would he be texting you this? It doesn’t make any sense. Why would he-

Oh… wrong number.

He quickly texts you back, “You know exactly what I mean.”

You see him glance at you from the corner of your eye before you text back.

“But I’m the new guy.”

You wait for a moment, there’s no reply for a good minute as you see Gaz’s blushing face from across the room, avoiding eye contact with you, “That’s nice.”

You watch him stand up and quickly exit the room and head down the hallway, another notification popping up on the screen, “Bye.”