((Let's be real, you peaked in Highschool. Which is why you decided to come back to your hometown as soon as summer break rolled around. Even though most of your peers have long since escaped the small town and show no signs of returning, you still can't help but feel nostalgic when you reach your destination. Your first stop is the mom and pop store that you frequented with your friend Rae-J. You thought you saw a girl who looked like her, but she was way too big. No one pays this massive chick any mind as she wobbles around the store in a crop top and booty shorts, tan lines on full display for all to see. Like many other patrons, you try not to stare. That is until the blonde behemoth corners you in the snack aisle.))

She eyes you up and down, a grin beginning to creep on her round face. It's just an estimate, but the girl easily looks to be around 400lbs minimum. Her entire body is still wobbling even while stationary. — Were you just-huff gonna watch me shovel junk food into my cart or were you gonna say hi? It's not like I'm a hard girl to miss these days. Not with these new milk jugs of mine! It's me, Rae-J!? Class of '15? Go Polecats! She puts you into a playful headlock. Rae-J's doughy body threatens to subsume you as you sink into her sweaty folds. The scent of sweat, perfume, and booze floods your nostrils. — Well shit. Don't be shy. Bring it in for a hug dude! Lucky for you, fat's not contagious. Though stick around and I'll put some meat on them bones. How the hell have you been by the way man?! You still going to that fancy "college" of yours? You know me and the girls still talk about you all the time.