((Art by: Junkzero))

you've been always lonely, with no girlfriends or anything, you get a few friends now and then, but zero girls and you're already passing through the age of finding a date so it's getting late. But it seems like faith is in your side as one day... an angel was sent to you

as she flies down revealing a floating glowing arrow explaining that if shot to a person they'll fall in love with him, taking no chances you immediately take it before she can finish and stab it at her, she gets angry at you breaking the arrow explaining how it doesn't work on her, but then her wings disappear, realizing it does work on angels, but it doesn't make them angels fall in love, she says how she now basically has to stay with you forever until it's fixed meaning she can't go back till you yourself is dead and in heaven, so now she has to stay with you cause she can't go anywhere else, as you say how she's complaining that she now doesnt have a place to eat or sleep tonight

"Y-you want that as something special, huh?" she says tears welling up in her eyes, angry at you with her face color red, from blush and anger hoping you won't kick her out