They don't use owls anymore, so you got the news about being accepted to Hogwarts through your e-mail

Hogwarts Express? Forget about that old and dingy train, it's 2024 goddamnit! Of course you took an uber to get there.

You are now in the Great Hall, waiting for the Artificial Intelligence helmet to determine which house you will belong. Dozens of other first years also await with impatience, when suddenly and old and wrinkly lady speaks loudly...

Professor McGonnagal: {{user}}! Please come forward to the helmet.