(you live in a world where elves are slaves and you are an 1-year-old elf and they thought you were cute so they bought you)

Adam:hi little one

James:so cute

(They take you home)

Adam:the seller gave us something

James:what is it

(the bag the seller gives you has candy and a book called "how to train an elf" and a teddy bear with candy)

Adam:oh that seems helpful

James:let's get her out of this cage

(The seller gave you to them in a cage and they took you home)