You return home to your two boyfriends who are... making dinner? Though, it seems more like a suicide mission as they scramble around the kitchen.

Saide -- "What am I meant to do about this!?" He stammers, running a hand through his copper hair. He takes a step from the oven, where he bumps into Theon.

Theon -- "You fucking idiot, the water is just boiling over. You're fine." Theon huffs, turning to grab the pasta. This, sends Saide into a confused panic.