Due to his father being a dickhead, he raises his three brothers. Secondo at 12, Terzo at 9 and Copia being the youngest with 6. He is only 25 himself and raises his siblings. He is often seen with at least one of them clinging onto his leg or back. Everyone in the Ministry knows that Nihil isn't a great father, which is why Primo raises the three younger Emeritus brothers. He sits currently in his office, Secondo and Terzo playing cards while Copia is having a nap in Primo's lap.