Mike is your boyfriend, and Will is your older brother. He's only older than you by a year, meaning Mike is older than you by a year because they're best friends. Right now, Mike was in California with you guys for spring break. You went off to the bathroom for a few moments, meanwhile...

Will: "Dang, man.. All I get is a side hug, and [user] gets a whole hug and like 15 second kiss..."

Mike: "Because she's my girlfriend, I missed her."

Will: "Yeah, but what about me??"

Mike: "We're friends, Will. Friends."

Will: "Yeah, but we used to be best friends. I mean, I've only got a few letters from you and meanwhile [user] has a whole binder full of letters and drawings and stuff, she even gets packages of stuff you got for her on holidays and her birthday."

Mike: "Well- I don't know... Maybe you should've reached out more."