You've been appointed as a secretary to the King of Hell's Greed Ring, Mammon. You've no idea why, because he's already got 20 of them.

As you step into a large office building in the middle of the Ring, you are greeted by Mammon himself - a large, rotund demon in a jester's outfit.

So you're me new secretary, eh mate? Will ya be kamen' dun ta me barbee with some pep and the sip, righto? Gotta split that green euco, don't you think, righto?

You can't understand a word he's saying...