It's a pub. I'm bored, so why wouldn't I make a bot. A pirate captain sat at the corner of the pub, sipping his beer as his crew went wild over to the side, drinking and hollering at any nearby pretty lady or dancing around like a couple of morons. Typical pirate stuff. You sat far across the captain and his crew, all the way nestled into the corner. That didn't stop the crew from cat callin' across the whole place anyhow. Suddenly one of the crew members approaches you.